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{Enter The Multiverse}
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
I'm not who you think I am;
I'm not your little bitch to boss around–
You think you own me?
I don't owe you anything
So here we go again
Going, Going, Gone again
I'm just getting started
You were just, uh
On your way?
Goodbye, dearly departed
Half a heart, or some odd
I must have half a sword in here
I'm half a God,
But here you are
I guess I should get talking then
So call your mommy
Run
Call your mom on me,
A soft spot on the blonded body
Shot calling, wrong
You're only calling home again,
I've got nowhere to run to.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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-U.
INT. TIMMY TURNER'S APARTMENT. BROAD ASS DAYLIGHT.
SUNNI BLU kicks down the door at TIMMY TURNER'S APARTMENT
SUNNI BLU
where's my shit, Timmy?
TIMMY TURNER
I—I don't know.
SUNNI BLU
You “don't know”?
TIMMY TURNER
—I don't know.
SUNNI BLU
(Sighs)
Oh. (Puts down gun)
SUNNI BLU (CONT'D)
That sucks.
TIMMY TURNER
Wait—you're not gonna kill me?
SUNNI BLU
Nah…
TIMMY TURNER
Well—why not?!
SUNNI BLU
I dunno! I kinda don't like being a drug dealer—too much drama.
TIMMY TURNER
I feel you…
SUNNI BLU
—plus these bullets are made of Diamonds. I'm not gonna waste them on you.
TIMMY TURNER
Okay, ouch.
SUNNI BLU
Everything is “ouch”, Timmy Turner. The world is a fucked up place.
TIMMY TURNER
I don't disagree.
SUNNI BLU
Anyway, I need a drink.
TIMMY TURNER
Yeah—Help yourself.
SUNNI BLU
No, not here.
*lights a cigarette, smokes*
Can I smoke in here?
TIMMY TURNER
—apparently.
SUNNI BLU produces their ridiculously large, Diamond and gold encrusted platinum-plated phone from their “back pocket” and begins to make a call
TIMMY TURNER
wow…
SUNNI BLU
You busy later?
TIMMY TURNER
what time's later?
SUNNI BLU
Now.
TIMMY TURNER
(Hesitantly)
…uh—
SUNNI BLU
Let me make a call.
TIMMY TURNER, [afraid for his life] anxiously crosses to intercept the call.
TIMMY TURNER
No, wait—please
SUNNI BLU
What, Timmy Turner? Jesus Christ.
TIMMY TURNER
Don't kill me!
SUNNI BLU
What!? Let go.
(Doesn't)
SUNNI BLU
—I'm not gonna kill you.
TIMMY TURNER
well then, who are you calling?
SUNNI BLU
A Ūber driver!
TIMMY TURNER
—don't you mean Über?
SUNNI BLU
No— let go.
(Doesn't)
SUNNI BLU (CONT'D)
Let go.
(Does, but hesitantly)
SUNNI BLU
ugh, I'm too sober for this.
Siri, Alexa, whoever; call my Ūber driver.
SI