Ascension Going Dark

Everyone loves jokes. Just not dark jokes. Right? It's a good thing that those aren't present! Kinda, sorta, maybe. Either way you'll have a laugh, and that's as good enough currency as Steven Bleeps! Sit back, relax, and nobody will get offended.<br/><br/><br/>(No dark joke is currently implemented; we just joke around in the description) <br/>Does anyone actually read these things? Like for real, I'm now typing at an increasing words per minute count. Just letting the brain flow onto paper. There is no Christian's corner this week, but I sure can put anything in here because who the heck clicks on the description anyway! It's like a whole other world down here! It's like the upside-down! WHERE AM I? WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??? The end.