I Pretend Barbershop Quartets Don't Even Exist

Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON feels even better than discovering 20 bucks in your pocket that you forgot about but here it is and where did you get 20 bucks from oh, right, you've been practicing your pickpocketing skills again. Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you Funtime comedy and music served up in a tasty confection that blasts all other podcasts into the dustbin of history where they so richly belong. A trip into the archives yields two gems: a classic installment of the DEATH METAL UPDATE wherein Miss Elizabeth updates us on all the Death Metal goings-on in and out of Smileton and an ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE that chills and thrills in its still-relevant predictions for the month ahead. Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own supergroup, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you've got the makings for pretty much the best podcast you'll listen to all week. HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 4:49 Death Metal Update (from episode 181 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Jan 11, 2021) 19:48 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin 24:22 Accuscope Horoscope (from episode 256 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Oct 4, 2021) 48:18 SONG – Goldfinger