Mascara Runs

Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture Pre-show F–k Dungeon Rebel Wilson Tribute A Facef–k to Remember Double X Quantimino Groove The Flaccid and the Furious Horny goat weed Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’ Ranch “Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no” Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad What if you found out you were an AI bot? Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts? This Is The Newz Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her 18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo. One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall Fabricio/Fabrizio Burrito’s Nippon Newz Fights break out at Japanese fight festival Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz