NFL Thanksgiving Schedules R Traditionally Dumb

Thanksgiving is full of fun traditions. Eating copious amounts of [insert your favorite side dish], spending time with family and friends, and tossing the old pigskin around. Sean enjoys watching the Dallas Cowboys during Thanksgiving, but you know what he does not want to watch? The Detroit Lions playing football. Yet they kick off each and every Thanksgiving with a home game. How can we make these Thanksgiving games better? Let's get MORE of the Nickelodeon Slime Monster. But let's also introduce other Nickelodeon games to the mix. Wouldn't you love to see Barry Sanders running down the field while trying to navigate Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple or navigate the Agro-Crag from Guts?