Radical Agenda S06E024 – Parody

A humorous study in contrasts emerged today as I was forfeiting my life to Elon Musk on Twitter. In one example, a Tweet appeared in my timeline depicting an “Insertable Anal Abortion Home Kit” for transgender “women” to experience the joys of abortion. In the image, a male anatomy is pictured with a balloon inserted as such a kit implies, with what appears to be an unborn child inside. The instructions read “Experience the emotional roller coaster of abortion, just like a real woman! A firm pull on the Abort Cord will create the unforgettable experience of a lap full of guts and parts”. Below this, with arrows pointing to the baby, a disclaimer is presented reading “* All contents including fluids and parts are synthetic. No real baby is used.” This surely comes as a disappointment to many an anxious buyer. The joke is obvious, but in this time of ours, one cannot be so certain without a moment’s thought, can they? The CDC has posted “chest feeding” instructions on a real government website. Transgender “women” are taking drugs to cause lactation in biological males, in effort to take their sick fetish to such heights that they might put their once or currently hairy nipple in the mouth of an infant. In such an environment, can a home abortion kit for transgenders really be so far off? And how long after that are the Planned Parenthood ghouls providing the real baby parts? Abortion, after all, is how the Left defines womanhood. To deny a woman an abortion, we are told, is to deny women “human rights” – which is to say, abortion defines not only womanhood, but humanity. This is Poe’s law in action. The old internet adage that, without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, any parodious or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views. Transgenderism is, at least for now, the peak of anti-human extremism. They will in due course top it, so one must not dare them too quickly, but for now, this represents the peak of cartoon Leftism to such an extent that shoving a balloon full of baby guts up one’s ass can hardly be dismissed as a joke. If a man will cut off his penis to fulfill a sexual fantasy, you can put nothing else by him. Not to be outdone, a Mike Pence parody account posted a “Stand with Israel!” link and said “We cannot allow Democrats and the Radical Left to abandon our most cherished ally! Stand with Israel!” This is peak Nazi lulz. Mocking conservatives by calling Israel our greatest ally has been a staple of dissident Right humor for years, and watching this clever Rightist mock the former vice president in this way gave your humble correspondent an appreciable chuckle.