The Biden Brand(on)

Imagine the pretzel logic required to believe that corruption and payola in the White House is less important than prosecuting hush money paid to a stripper. Or that lies about losing an election are defrauding The People, but lies about keeping your doctor under a government health plan aren't. It's a Brave New World, and it's (always) coming to an End! So get your "Lazy Girl" cocktail manager to pour you a tall one, and join us for Happy Hour!