The captain returns

I know it's been a while, but I'm glad you came - it's Britney (captain Kropp) bitch. Let me break the ice - the hottie hiatus is over, the space cowgirl hats have multiplied, and the mothership is ready to depart. On the excursion to planet hottie, you might run into some fakes, frauds and friendly fire. Captain Kropp is officially returning to help you identify the UFOs (unidentified fake opposition). Strap in earthlings - mothership Monday's are ready for take-off, starting next week. (I'm aware today is Too Late Tuesday).