The Internship of Life

Are you tired of the monotonous 9-to-5 routine and looking for an exciting new adventure? Do you want to experience the ups and downs of existence without any prior qualifications? Look no further than the "Life Internship"! This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity offers you a chance to participate in the ultimate cosmic rollercoaster, where no experience is required!Job Title: Life InternJob Type: Unconventional InternshipLocation: Everywhere (Remote and on-site)Job Description:As a Life Intern, you will be responsible for living life to the fullest without any prior experience or qualifications. Prepare to embark on a thrilling journey through various challenges and experiences, from the mundane to the extraordinary. You will be asked to make important decisions, face unexpected obstacles, and occasionally find yourself questioning the meaning of it all.Responsibilities:Embrace the unpredictability of life with a sense of humor and resilience.Engage in various activities, ranging from sleeping and eating to more complex tasks like making life-changing decisions.Deal with the universal truth of "Monday mornings" and other unpredictable events.Develop your own unique style of dance moves for impromptu celebrations (dancing skills not required).Test your courage by facing everyday fears like spiders, public speaking, or accidentally sending a text to the wrong person.Engage in occasional philosophical contemplations while staring at the night sky or sipping coffee at a cafe.Share your most embarrassing moments in team meetings for collective laughter and bonding.Qualifications:No prior experience or special skills are required! We are seeking candidates with a passion for living life to the fullest and a willingness to take on new challenges. However, a strong sense of curiosity, adaptability, and a good sense of humor are highly valued.BONUS: Learn about Sarah's holy trinity of: her adolescence, horses and steak. Really a lot to unpack there.