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[The] Most Intense Inception Ever
I just want a drum machine
(or a time machine)
And a surf board,
On a lonely beach;
Maybe a couple other things
For sound quality,
I mean really.
All I see is,
All I see is,
Me up in a tree somewhere
I didn't mean to be so
Careful
We're over another Volcano;
I didn't mean to put that there
Oh,
Where are we anyway?
___
What are you doing?
Galloping.
Horse.
I thought we were running away from Skrillex.
Oh, we are.
Wait.
Well then, what are you doing?
I'm calculating.
Calculating; I thought you were galloping?
It is a calculated gallop.
How graceful.
Theoretically.
Huh.
___
“Josh”
Where are you?
Where am I? Where are you?
I thought you'd be in LA right now!
LA? Why would I be in LA right now? I'm hideous!
Are you serious?
Are you? Quit Joshing!
Alright, i'm not Joshing--whose Joshing?
You are--you're Joshing.
Stoppit, I'm not.
Cut To:
Hey Josh.
[Josh is playing a video game. He nods, barely.]
Would you mind doing those dishes?
Yeah, i'll get to it.
[Doesn't.]
____
Where's Dillon Francis?
I haven't seen him.
No one has.
This always happens.
What happened?
I'm kinda worried about him.
Should we call him?
We should call him.
____
Oh what, now Dillon Francis is missing?
Dillon Francis, exactly.
_____
Hugo Pierre Leclercq
….
Follow Us.
___
So wait, what the fuck is going on?
Apparently, Dillon Francis is missing.
Well, where is he?
Well, honestly, where isn't he?
Excuse me?
You're excused.
I...
Okay, look; First of all--
Agh!
Dillon Francis can't be Nowhere, he's Everywhere.
Okay, what?
Secondly,
Not this again--
Wait, what was I about to say?
Exactly.
Exactly; Dillon Francis.
Who is, where, exactly?
Exactly.
[Dillon Francis is standing, Exactly.)
This is exciting.
Of course it's exciting, it's Dillon Francis.
Yeah, it is.
(It is.)
__
Okay, so they're gathering all the DJs?
They're gathering all the DJs.
Every DJ?
No, just all the DJs.
Oh.
Okay, so--
Wait, what the fuck Exactly is going on?
{Exactly.}
Wait, where Is--
Nobody seems to know.
[Dillon Francis has been in jail for a really long time.]
Oh, no!
Oh, yes! Wait--are we back at ‘Dillonception'
Dillonception?!
I think.
Wait.
What?
Just a minute; What channel is this?
Nevermind!
Nevermind, what? What are we watching.
Nothing!
It's not nothing; what network is this? What are we watching? What is this?
It's, uh