The One Where Jason Tries to Make Exodussy a Thing

Okay, I know you're all excited about being out of Genesis, but I'm going to ask that you refrain from letting your people go just yet. In this episode we explore the intricacies of the biblical saga through the art of masturbation jokes. We plant the seed of the story of the Moses in a basket of Papyrus (a podcast not the font) and set it adrift on the river of the internet hoping that Pharaoh's daughters (you) will find this cum soaked basket containing the baby that is our senses of humor. Anyway, don't you guys hate it when you try to throw away a baby, and some rich broad brings it back to you, and pays you to raise it anyway? Sheesh. Then it's a whole thing when the plagues start hitting, but I'm getting ahead of myself. We'll get to that in our next episode which will surely have less references to male ejaculate, but I'm not promising anything! Won't you join us, friend?