If you wake up to find a brown box with your name on it, waiting for you in front of your doorstep, it is probably us. Or maybe someone who doesn't want you to know that we exist, so take care. Inside this box, you will find recordings, letters, pictures, and probably a half-eaten Big Tasty sandwich. Listen to every recording; read every letter; study every picture; and do not eat the sandwich, because when the time comes, they are your only way of surviving. Skipping pleasantries, even though there is nothing pleasant about what you're about to hear, let's...

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