A Tort in Time

It is Friday, September 8th and Stuff has HappenedBiscuit the Tortoise is safe and we should celebrate that daily. Also, Elon Musk thinks himself a private general, a Florida man tried to hamster wheel his way across the Atlantic, the UAW strike is very possible, and a pretty big statue unveiling.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content