Austin's Eyes Wide Shut: I Don't Know Anything about Demonic Possession, Ritual Period Blood Sacrifice, and Satan

After a friend attempted to recruit me for her cult, I was left with many questions. (Mainly, did Stanley Kubrick become Mayor of Austin?) Well, while on my eight-month-long search for answers, I uncovered some dark secrets. Scary, dark, creepy secrets. In this special spooky Halloween episode, I interview a victim who successfully broke free of the Austin cult scene, where she was possessed by demons, led astray by devil worshippers, and patronized ecstatic dance workshops. (Jinkies! Zoinks! This episode is rated R, R for Ruh-Roh, Scooby Doo.)