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Betty (Get Money) - Yung Gravy

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1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die
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In yonder home, with thy babe's mother, I doth satisfy her desires<br/>Maiden of Filipino descent, she calleth me Manny Pacquiao, in raptures we retire<br/>Alas, without a hoop, they compareth me to Jerry Stackhouse, athletic sire<br/>Whilst lost in reverie, in public, thy mother causeth me to refocus and acquire<br/>Ere I attaineth the dough, a morning routine, I embark upon<br/>I awakeneth bright and early to a fresh abundance of cream, a dawn reborn<br/>Thrice I cleanse my person, fair lady, pristine I adorn<br/>Gravy possesseth cheese, lo, 'tis poutine, a dish to adorn<br/>Gravy arriveth fervently, akin to departing the heated griddle's grip<br/>Should thou wish to challenge my stature, approacheth, to be belittled, betwixt<br/>Mothers of all spectrums adoreth me, as though I were peanut brittle, nay to quip<br/>Flexeth the rainbow, baggeth like Skittles, within my grip they shall slip<br/>Gravy, wherefore dost thou transgress?<br/>Cease thy actions, I insist!<br/>I earneth riches, akin to Gravy Crockett's list<br/>(Drop it)<br/>No longer do I taste defeat<br/>Nor doth my pace in life slow, to move at a tardy beat<br/>All I know is to pursueeth dough, swift and fleet<br/>And acquire wealth, a pursuit grand and sweet<br/>Never shall I suffer a loss, mine heart doth decree<br/>Never shall I relinquish my exquisite sauce, as it defines me<br/>All I know is to chase this wealth, verily<br/>And acquire money, prosperous and free<br/>Thou knowest I leadeth a life of haste and speed<br/>I possess no preferences, my lady, save that of the monetary deed<br/>Still reaping dividends from days of yore, indeed<br/>On a dire night, I shalt surpass thy father's net worth, thy heart impede<br/>For I comport myself righteously, as thou seest<br/>Adorned in garments fashioned by Rick, clapping hands like the 80s, ne'er ceaseth<br/>Until death's scythe approacheth and calleth me to the feast<br/>I arrive with a Zelda, a peach, and a daisy, dancing with prowess unleashed<br/>Lo, Gravy, thou art a being most vicious<br/>Thou art clean and delectable, thy charm so auspicious<br/>Pray tell, why hast thou no paramour, no missus?<br/>Counting the paper, counting the riches, 'tis truly fortuitous<br/>Never shall I suffer a loss, mine heart doth decree<br/>Never shall I relinquish my exquisite sauce, as it defines me<br/>All I know is to chase this wealth, verily<br/>And acquire money, prosperous and freeDUBBY 
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