Episode 28 - The Ol’ Gazzle-Dazzle

Welcome, dear listeners, to the Great and Spacious Podcast—a whirlwind of witty banter and oddly captivating chaos. Join your hosts, Moroni, Abish, Abigail, and aaaAAAaaa, as they embark on a journey through the offbeat world of Utah's counterculture holidays and the slightly dramatic, yet undeniably amusing, Book of Mormon scriptures.<br/><br/>Intro<br/>In this lively intro, the hosts unleash their quirky charm, delving into their odd names and embracing the delightful pandemonium that defines their show. Hold on tight as they excitedly celebrate Pie and Beer Day—a rebellious Utah holiday that only gets better this year with Abigail's tiny homemade pies and Save The Lake beer from Salt Flats Brewing  Co. Because nothing says "revelry" like chowing down on pie and sipping beer while also saving a lake, right? They also veer off into the realm of Governor Cox's prayers for precipitation, because hey, divine intervention is the best small talk out there. And just when you thought it couldn't get better, they take a hilarious detour down the memory lane of Utah's alcohol laws. The segment ends with a nod to commercials, leaving you eagerly anticipating what's next.<br/><br/>Scriptures [00:10:52]<br/>Prepare yourself for the scriptures with aaaAAAaaa, where Alma 36-42 of the Book of Mormon becomes a captivating pop culture mashup. Forget your dusty Sunday school memories; they've got DiCaprio, Damon, and an abundance of random anecdotes to spice things up. Who knew that Alma's long speeches could be so riveting when sprinkled with Hollywood references? Together, they navigate Alma's advice to his sons, Helaman, Shiblon, and Corianton, all while speculating on the possible reasons for Alma's excessive verbosity. Brace yourself for the unorthodox scriptures summary that will leave you chuckling.<br/><br/>Church Teachings [00:48:25]<br/>In this segment, Abish takes you on a journey through Pioneer Day—a celebration of... something important that they can't quite put their finger on. From parades to dressing up as pioneers, they honor the tradition with an undeniable sense of whimsy. But wait, there's more! Enter Pie and Beer Day—a quirky alternative for non-Mormons to rebel in style. Pie and beer may not have the same historical significance, but who cares about history when you've got a killer combo of deliciousness? The hosts explore the not-always-amicable relationship between Utah settlers and Native Americans, as they root for Pie and Beer Day to rise and conquer the holiday charts.<br/><br/>History [01:08:25]<br/>History buffs, this one's for you! Abigail takes the reins as they explore the thrilling history of Mormon pioneers. From Brigham Young's leadership takeover to the epic westward migration, they recount the pioneers' struggle against disease, scarcity, and some questionable decision-making. The journey was tough, but faith and determination fueled their adventure. Oh, and did we mention there were enslaved African Americans along for the ride? The hosts dig into the details of the Vanguard company's expedition to the Salt Lake Valley, facing mountain fever and more challenges along the way. As they question divine revelations, they set their sights on a future episode about the enigmatic voyage of the Brooklyn Saints.<br/><br/>So, my fellow adventurers, fasten your seatbelts for this snark-infused odyssey through the wild world of Utah's peculiarities. Expect sarcasm, humor, and a hint of existential contemplation, all packaged in a podcast that defies convention and embraces the absurd. Tune in, and let the hilarity ensue!