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[Fight Facilities]
I can't fall for this again—
Another rich and handsome man—
A dream he wants to be my friend
A dream he wants to hold my hand
Oh look,
Another dance for anthem
Look,
I'm just another fan
No, I can't fall for this again
—but they would go against the plan
A simple programming error,
Lips the color of a pomagranite
Circle on the palm,
And then , of course,
We press the center
And look, here we are again
Another life,
Another love
A new wife—
Another husband
Honest?
I'm just good with fucking
—aha
I just want to fuck you
I got love, but what it good for
Look at me, or look at nothing!
Look,
I'm just good with fucking
Check the news for new engagements
Fucking sick and fucking tragic
Nothing more than actors,
DJs, drinks and addicts
Look,
I'm just a happy accident—
I still hate Dillon Francis
And I never wanted Skrillex:
That shit never even happened!
Have you had enough yet?!
Carrot cake does sound good
Ten karat long engagement ring—
Is that a lot?
I'm just a homeless
Look, I'm just another DJ
Some fake model stole it
Some would call it occult Magic
—honest?
I just want some dick, man
Fuck it
—aha
I just want to fuck you
I got love, but what it good for
Look at me, or look at nothing!
Look,
I'm just good with fucking
You know why you like me?!
Yes, I know why I like you—
Cause I'm rich!
—no, actually—it's because you're smart.
Where in the fuck are you going?
I don't know yet.
Well, know faster—we have company.
Fuck.
Destroy every bit of evidence.
Ok.
—and make sure nobody sees you.
Yeah, right!
YO.
Why the fuck are you here, Timmy?
I told you, I'm not Timmy.
I don't give a fuck who you are—where's my money?
It's— it's on the way, I promise.
I'm don't take well tk promises, Timmy.
What do you take well to?
Money.
FUCK.
What!
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
What?!
We're too late, she's gone!
Goddammit.
—She was already here!
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK!
>>> FUCK!
How do you know?
—there's glitter, everywhere.
Is it gone?
It's gone?
ALL OF IT.
TIMMY TRUMPET plays a SKRILLEX.
Etto, Timmy?!
Oh shit, another Timmy.
That's weird. I was just thinking he about Skrillex.
Why.
Timmy, put a shirt on.
That's it.
What.
You can't be hot and play the trumpet.
Why.
One thing's gotta go.
THE DEVIL takes away Timmy Trumpet's ability to play the trumpet.
WHAT.
Can't have both.
Well, I don't really need both now, do I?
When I'm in a tough spot I have to listen to deadmau5
—something about the precision and frequencies out my brain somewhere between auropilot and dead space.
I don't know.
I've done just about everything you can think of listening to deadmau5.
Almost.
But, I noticed—