Forgiveness Is Like Teaching A Cat To Do The Macarena

When you forgive, you're not saying, "Hey, you're an amazing person, and I want to be your best friend!" Oh no, not at all! Forgiveness is saying, "You're a pathetic excuse for a human being, but I choose not to let you occupy space in my head anymore." It's like throwing a rotten tomato at their ego and walking away with a smug grin. They can't have power over you unless you give it to them, and honestly, they're not worth the energy or the price of admission to your mental circus.