Go Fu*k A Duck

Vanderpump Rules: Secrets Revealed (02:03)I mention a couple of things that jumped out at me with this secrets revealed episode. I also need a Tom Schwartz dating show in my life. Don't judge me. #PumpRules #ScandovalThe Real Housewives of New Jersey (11:33)Listen, I enjoyed this season to a certain extent. Although I was entertained, we all still witnessed the tragic dissolution of a family. Luis came in like a one-man red flag show and he's not helping his case. Teresa, watch out for your husband. #RHONJThe Real Housewives of Orange County (38:11)Tamra Judge is locked in and ready. Shannon Storms Beador is in her calm, cool and collected housewife era because Shannon was unbothered by Tamra yelling at her and calling her a drunk and a liar. #RHOC feels light and bright, and us Bravo lovers needed a reprieve from the intensity of #RHONJ and Pump Rules.