Lack of Vampires Doth Butter No Parsnips

Follow us on Instagram 📷 @report_backHi friends! Join us in Zoë's dining room with her noisy fish tank while we discuss grandparents falling into drop toilets, Tom misses a vampire show that was apparently lacking in vampires, Zoë's has ideas about terrible birthday parties, and we both agree a family g-string is an inappropriate purchase. Special shout-out to Rhiannon B