Mixology Meets Madness

Look, I get it. These loaded cocktails are all about the show and the experience. They're designed to make you feel like you're getting more bang for your buck. But at the end of the day, all I want is a good drink without all the circus sideshow.  The next time you find yourself at a bar and they present you with a loaded cocktail that could double as a wedding centerpiece, just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bib, because you never know what kind of edible confetti might come flying out of that glass.