TAPE 302 | Marina Staunchly and the North Carolina Nationalists (ft. Hannah Golub)

(1992 - 2022) Marina Staunchly, the fiery incandescent ethno-centrist philosophy professor pawning off anti-South Carolina rhetoric to those poor college kids down near Charleston, was found dead last night along with a heap of her loyal fawning flip-flop-less followers. They will be remembered for their inability to compromise, their relentless dogged search for regional purity, and their solid relationship with their professors. Their funeral will be held on Tuesday: government ID required to enter, unless you work for Fox News. Certain states not allowed. feat: HANNAH GOLUB - Marina Staunchly TRICIA CRIMMINS - Sarah / Professor Benoit WILL KOLLER - Tucker Carlson / Principal Jones JOHN GOODMAN - The Devil / Mirtha DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Lucille / Professor Sorbonne music by GREG BERG theme song by AARON SHAPIRO new episode thursday