The Flash

What's faster than a speeding bullet, redder than a flaming devil and unlikely to leave you sexually satisfied? Well, just like at a free-for-all tulip tussle, this week you're just gonna have to try and take your pick, because it's either one of the three pals or Andy Muschietti's The Flash (or both!). Yes, that's right, we watched the latest in the DCEU filmography, and now it's everyone else's problem. Find out if the pals have a hard time enduring this critically panned movie because you know misery loves comPalny or maybe they'll Flash a big grin and Get Nuts in the speed force! Please consider listening, or -- in lieu of that -- enjoying this Pal-indrome we wrote that we feel captures the film's merits:Anti movie; I vomit, na!