“My Pet Coelacanth”

Wow. How is it you look better. I'm gonna need proof this exists. Proof what exists. THE KOOLAID MAN erupts through the wall. OH YEAH. I'm going to bed. MA! FRAN/SUPER JEWISH MOM Look all I got is matzos and coconut water. *colecanth growls scarily* FRAN/ SUPER JEWISH MOM AHHH! Bananas! I got bananas! You want some bananas?! COELACANTH Arg? COELACANTH, THE GIANT TERRIFLYING CLOUD MONSTER apparently Loves bananas





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