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“The Elephant”
Psh. I'm not gonna fight over a dude.
It's ********.
He's just a dude.
So what gives.
I don't know. I told her to do what she wants.
She wants you to die.
We are similar.
She's prettier.
Okay?
Wow, that's it--just ok? Give up already.
I did.
And yet, here we are.
I'm the only one here.
Let's not ignore the Skrillex sized elephant in the room.
That would be impossible to ignore, If it existed.Have you ever seen a tiny elephant?
Just you.
What am I gonna do with this?
Burn it.
Ive been in the habit of burning things for awhile now; I'm not sure continuing is such a great idea.
Oh, like when you sold your soul?
WHAT? I haven't done that... yet…
Sure you have! Lots of times.
What the fuckare you talking about?
Whose talking?
The Universe?
What'd she say?
She says, “You're a giant piece of shit.”
Aww. How sweet.
Even more significant. You're a--are you even listening?
I should go to sleep.
Are you even tired?
No, just useless.
You should probably hurry up with that DIllon Francis.
He seems busy.
If a grown man can be a romantic,
Like I am
This is the promised land
No looking back--
"I have to have that"
Back to reality;
I see now, how a woman's like a hat
Just a thing,
An unneeded accessory,
Like jewelry;
To wear it,
It must be a match
Not just average,
Accentuates or masks
Whatever it is what you have,
And you have so many that
It doesn't matter.
What is he after?
He has everything
Most likely just using me to bring these
Creatures to life
If he needs a wife, she's
Probably staring back at me,
Through the back of the camera;
Fantastic beasts and fucking fansasies
A fallacy
A back handed chance at a handsome
Has been;
But he'll never been had like that,
He has everything,
But he could have more than that,
He can have anything,
And he has, he's
Magic or something or
Mad at me for taking so long but,
I've been in the world of monsters,
Reeling;
Oh what a horrible feeling
I'm dealing with being unappealing and
Peeling potatoes, which
Remind me of me, cause
Kenny Powers middle name is White,
Like Walter,
I'm just trying to find
The alter to sell away something inside,
I'm dying;
Or at least I'd like to I've
Tried a dozen times
I'd smile if I had the time--
Remind me, what it is again
It isn't comprehensive,
But I'm out of my element--
And the elephant in the room is named
Skrillex,
Or Dillon Francis,
Or Timmy Trumpet,
Or,
Fuck It--
I'll probably never be the DJ that I wanna be
Cause I'm awfully ugly,
And no one wants to play with me
But hey,
Maybe it's just a mistake
Its just no one speaks my language
Comunication is limited
I'm sitting in the back of the short bus
Discussing this with my imaginary elephant,
But that's irrelevant to the
White rinocerous in front of the bus
with trust issues bigger than the rest of us
We're following you.
I see that.
Yes—what did you see?