“The Gayest Song Ever”

KASKADE enters obnoxiously. KASKADE YO. MAN. FUCK YOU, KASKADE. KASKADE [WATCH YOUR] LANGUAGE MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP. KASKADE GET UP— FUCK OFF, KASKADE. KASKADE —And get dressed. I'm already dressed. [beat] KASKADE You call that dressed? —I'm not naked. KASKADE Yeah, but you're not dressed. Fuck you, dude. What did you do. I TOLD you not to play this song. I WASNT PLAYING. I was LISTENING. What's the difference! SUBWOOFERS. {Enter The Multiverse}

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