Patio Panic • Triple-Nine Teatime

On this episode, we cover the harrowing history of patio products and how they have made their way into 911 calls. In a totally relevant way, The Op artfully weaves a tapestry of history, nuance and 911 into a story that you won’t be able to put down - it’s also hard to pick up, because it’s audio. We do some math too: woman + shotgun = intruder - his head. We end it with a 999 call from our friends from Britannia. If you’re not paying for 11:59 PLUS yet, this episode will make you go “I need to pay for PLUS.” Because you’re going to want more of what we have to offer. But if you can’t afford $5 a month, we understand. Also, you can afford, and you want more. Here’s some helpful math for you: 11:59 + your $5 = you + happiness - we don’t threaten you with a shotgun. It’s not a threat. But it sort of is. Either start paying for 11:59 PLUS and change your life forever, or we will find you and break into your house with a patio furniture, and you’ll have to shoot us with a shotgun. I feel like I’ve written too much now, and maybe I’ve overstepped a boundary with you, dear listener. So I’ll stop now. But you’ve been warned, and threatened. So let’s just make it all better. We will do stuff on PLUS. You pay $5 and nobody is gonna get killed, OK? Hugs. ❤️<br/><br/>Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/911-calls-podcast-with-the-operator487/donations<br/><br/>Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands<br/><br/>Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy