Self-written obituaries, hot new torture devices for spies, and time restraints to being polite

What happens when you're sick and try to write and record a new episode of Skit Your Shorts? Well, you get this episode! So if it's painful to listen to, I blame it on the sickness that I am 100% not down with...you hear me, Disturbed?But if you do want to hear a story about obituaries, spies, and holding doors read in really awful accents, give it a go, but don't say I didn't warn ya!