Silicone Sommeliers Talk Tannins & Taints

Hi Skylar (or Skyler…tough name either way), have you ever wondered how many fucking words one needs to describe wine? Neither have we. But have you ever wondered about the legal IP battles going on behind the scenes of the artisanal dildo industry? Mmmm yeah neither have we. Anyway, that’s what this episode is about, so enjoy! We know you aren’t reading this description anyway, traitor.<br/>And just so you know, we took one for the team and cut some prettyyyy NSFW content out, but you WISH you could hear it. Do I smell a Patreon with only a dozen followers in the distance? Or is it Robert Parker, the world’s most trusted authority on wine for over 30 years. <br/>Today’s cameos includeQuill serving a sommelier’s wet dream with some advanced vocabulary from a vineyard near you #fleshymouthfeelAudrey claiming she knows all of the wine terms and then not knowing any of the wine termsDeciding that artisanal dildos and glassblowing are similar niches in the art worldA walk-through of the shevibe website. Did I just hear someone say “a hammer dildo that’s made out of recycled ocean plastic at 50% off?” Use code #greatatlanticgarbagepatch1000 for your very own Bad Planning™ discount at checkout