The Nationalist Enquirer: All They Know Is Eat Hot Chip and Die

>F-35 female “crash”, no evidence>Aaron Rodgers 9/11>Eat Hot Chip and Die (in Worcester)>Bennu Asteroid (In space I guess they CAN hear your coronal mass ejaculate)>Palm Springs AIDS butthole statue (no, seriously)>India's Nipple Bat Virus (also srs business)Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: CYBERCRIMES, by Sidewalks and SkeletonsNecronormiecon: The Whole World Is A Deep Grave, from Gothic Violence, by Mike Ma, read by Jack